The fast food industry is designed to create fat, diabetic slugs out of underprivileged minorities, ensuring they never have a chance to better their lives. Stand up to white corporate greed today!
Beetle Bailey As Political Commentary
Keep your laws out of my space, Obama. As Americans, we deserve the freedom to not buckle our seatbelts in our spaceship. Lio’s expression clearly indicates he agrees. Welcome to the Tea Party, Lio.
Girls are indeed the bane of all scientific innovation. How can anyone be expected to create new inventions with all those boobs hanging around? Back to the kitchen, ladies.
Do I even need to say anything? Sexism, ageism, blah blah blah. Way to connect to the red states, Beetle.
More consequences of repealing Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell: Soldiers ordering each other to climb on top of one another, their raging erections protruding from under the covers.
Grandpa always hates the sound of the Spanish language brainwashing impressionable American ears.
And why, exactly, is the military performing scientific experiments on its own soldiers? Pretty suspicious.
If I’m reading this correctly, Miss Buxley offered sexual favors to Sarge in exchange for a pass for Beetle. Sarge gave the pass, but expects sex from Beetle, instead. That’s what happens when you repeal Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.
Anti-Semitism rears it ugly head in Stone Soup.
Touché, One Big Happy.
